Limited Time Offer!
As part of our launch promotion, for a limited time we will be selling nothing in grey and brown! Act now while supplies last!

One Time Purchase

Nothing can buy happiness, so why not buy nothing? We have nothing for sale here. Buy nothing now!

We do everything we can to ensure your experience with us is a rewarding one. But if our nothing doesn't meet your expectations we offer a three month money back guarantee! If you're not satisfied with your purchase we'll issue a complete refund!

You also won't be required to return nothing. We'll be happy to let you keep it as a token of our good will and our dedication to your satisfaction.

We have holiday sales and promotions to ensure you get the best price on nothing. And for our thrifty customers we have the coupons for you!

We have never once failed to deliver a purchase of nothing. We have a 100% success record in product delivery because each customer, without fail, always receives the same nothing every time!

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We sell nothing with in house financing. No credit score or background checks required! Choose from the options or contact us now to get a personalized plan! Make flexible weekly, monthly or yearly payments that fit your own individual requirements.

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About Us

   Company Philosophy

   Here at Nothing Buys Happiness we don't believe that material posessions can truly bring us happiness. We recognize that humans quickly find such things to be superficial. Surprisingly, it's often the simple things that we enjoy the most. And what could be more simple than nothing at all. That's why we dedicated half an hour of our time and almost none of our own money to bring you exactly that!

   Our core values are transparency and inclusivity!

   We value transparency because we understand that it's the single most effective way to gain your trust and business. We do our utmost to make sure you know exactly what to expect from nothing we have to offer. We also make every effort to ensure that you understand completely the processes we use to make our scam operate effectively.

   Inclusivity is now understood to be at the forefront of what is helping our world advance towards great things! People from all walks of life have something incredible to bring to the table and it's our dream to ensure that everyone has complete access to nothing. No matter where you came from or where you are going we'd love to accompany you on your journey and are excited to offer nothing in return.


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   We accept incentive payments from wealthy and high profile individuals who would like extra attention or assistance with our services. We value the audiences that you influence and would love to make your experience special, for a small fee of course!

   We hope you won't think twice about purchasing our nothing. Please be sure to tell your friends and families about us so that we can derive proceeds from them as well.


Customer Reviews

   Our customers are leaving shocking reviews! We love hearing what our customers have to say! We stay very attuned to the feedback our customers provide and do our best to analyze the feedback we receive in ways that provide meaningful improvement to nothing.


Fake Customer Reviews

★★★★☆ | fake_reviewer_4ever

   Stay away from this company! Don't get caught up in the monthly payments! Once you get hooked on nothing there is no going back! I'm getting scammed out of my money and getting nothing in return. Why is this so important to me now?!

★★★★☆ | the_impersonator

   You don't know what you're missing!

★★★★☆ | i_wish_i_was_real

   Buy this before it's too late! Don't waste your time and money on things!


Real Customer Reviews

★★★★★ | BORA

  I just bought nothing! Is it really nothing? This is legit so I can't really wrap my mind around "nothing", but I get it somehow!! If you get it too, I highly recommend buying some nothing for yourself! This is crazy. I feel better after this random nothing purchase. Still I wonder if it's somehow something!🤔😂💜


Meet the CEO


Ezekiel Gutierrez, CEO

   Zeke is a software engineer with a background in video games development. He has published multiple commercial game titles and is currently operating his "Nothing Buys Happiness" online business.